Had McDonald's Szechuan sauce AMA

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
03/01/2018 at 13:44 • Filed to: None

Am I a Rick and Morty fan now?

DISCUSSION (34)

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 13:48

Well... I guess obviously... Was it trash?

Matt Nichelson > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 13:49

Are you?

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 13:50

No, you’re a Mulan fan. BE A MAN

Bo Knows > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 13:53

Can’t confirm or refute your question, but your long term health may have slid a few points.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 13:58

Show me what you got

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:00

Do you now have an overwhelming sense of entitlement and a superiority complex despite the fact that you are replacing your personality with a cartoon show?

Oh shit I just became one of them

CalzoneGolem > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
03/01/2018 at 14:03

I replaced my personality with HeMan a long time ago.

CalzoneGolem > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/01/2018 at 14:04

I ate it on the ride back to the office.

CalzoneGolem > Bo Knows
03/01/2018 at 14:04

Like a good slide or a bad slide?

Maxima Speed > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:04

Does it taste better than Sweet and Sour? Also, it amazing how the Rick and Morty fan obsession with the sauce began, considering that segment was all just a lie anyways, Ricks motivation isn’t actually Szechuan sauce. I started watching the show, and while I appreciated some of it for a while I tired of the depressing dark themes, excessive violence and 5th grade level humor.

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro
03/01/2018 at 14:05

Is that lesson number one?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:06

There is no such thing as a good slide, unless it’s a water slide.

CalzoneGolem > Matt Nichelson
03/01/2018 at 14:06

Signs point to no.

CalzoneGolem > Maxima Speed
03/01/2018 at 14:09

Yeah it tastes better than sweet and sour but I don’t like sweet and sour. BBQ is still king but Habenero Ranch is my dream sauce.

CalzoneGolem > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
03/01/2018 at 14:09

Uh ... what about a power slide?

Kinja'd!!!

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:10

...

*googles*

Crap, I never did get around to watching the sequel. Is it any good?

CalzoneGolem > Maxima Speed
03/01/2018 at 14:11

I watched a few episodes once while chemically imbalanced and I found it funny, but I had significantly lowered my standard of funny by that point.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
03/01/2018 at 14:11

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

crowmolly > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:13

I really hope Dan Harmon decides to have Rick declare the sauce thing a big goof, and that it really tastes like pig anus drippings. Just to see what happens to McD.

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro
03/01/2018 at 14:14

I feel like it is on par with the original in terms of story quality but it is sorely lacking the comedic charm of the dishonor on your cow line.

CalzoneGolem > crowmolly
03/01/2018 at 14:15

Let’s not unleash the neckbeards on the poor McD workers.

Urambo Tauro > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:20

Yep, you’re definitely a bigger Mulan fan than I.

CalzoneGolem > Urambo Tauro
03/01/2018 at 14:25

My wife and kids are huge Disney fans so I’ve been in the room while the movies have played a lot.

They like sing along and shit. I usually read a book haha.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
03/01/2018 at 14:28

I’m going to need you to take this Szechuan sauce CalzoneGolem, and I’m going to need you to stick it waaaay up your buthole CalzoneGolem, waaay up there.